Reese Witherspoon was spotted Thursday looking MAH-VA-LOUS the Los Angeles premier of her holiday movie.

GyllenHO's gal pal is starring in Four Christmases along with Jennifer Maniston's ex, Vince Vaughn.

And what can we say except that Reese looked GREAT!

Absolutely flawless!

What do U think?

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On Thursday, Alaska's huntress governor and the GOP's former VP nominee, Sarah Palin, visited one of her state's turkey farms to do a ceremonial, Thanksgiving-themed 'pardoning' of one of the birds.

A humane act from a woman who shoots wolves from a helicopter?

We thought we were dreaming!

And, of course, since Sexy Sarah was involved there was a ton of press there to capture all the moments on the turkey farm.

But, after the pardon ceremony, things took a turn for the crazy!

Clueless Sarah decided to talk shop with the reporters in front of some turkey slaughter contraption.

This is not a joke. Turkey heads get chopped off in the background as S.S. Palin talks government stuff!!!!

Click here to check out the video.

Sexy's reality is crazier than made up Hollywood shiz!

Our file of golden Palin moments is bulging!

Sluttyienna Miller is on a roll!

Her lawyers have strong-armed paparazzi agency Big Pictures to settle the invasion of privacy and harassment law suit brought against them by Slut Slut.

On Friday, the pap firm agreed to fork over $79K to Slutty AND not to photograph her at her home or make any effort to pursue her for pictures.

The sluttyest one of all's lawyer said the settlement and Big Pictures agreement not to pursue Miller 'could have important repercussions for other paparazzi and well-known figures.'

Boo!

He went on to say that media reports claimed that it was the first time that a celebrity had successfully used against photographers anti-harassment legislation designed to curtail the actions of animal rights protesters and stalkers.

But, it doesn't look like Slutty will be 'safe' from American paps, right?

The pap craziness that followed her homewrecking affair with oil heir Getty has made Slutty some major cash.

She's already banked $84K from the cases she settled with the UK papers Daily Star, News of the World and The Sun.

Will Getty want a cut?

Their homance was the only reason why anyone really cared about her anyway!

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Barack Obama will be nominating Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State after next week's Thanksgiving holiday.

Woo! Woo!!!!!

She ain't no dumb bitch!

It's really no surprise to learn that Angelina Jolie carefully crafts her image through photo and journalistic deals with magazines.

And while other celebrities may employ a team of publicists to handle their images, Jolie works alone with her manager, Geyer Kosinski, relying on her intelligence, instinct, and luck.

Sometimes she asks Brad what he thinks, but mostly he's seen and not heard.

She knows her selling power, partly because she's the one who invented her profitable image, and so she can bargain with magazines.

Anonymous insiders of People magazine's $14 million deal with Angie concerning photos of her new twins with Brad say that in addition to the photos, the couple asked to review an "editorial plan." The magazine was required to refrain from publishing anything negative, use of the nickname "Brangelina" (They hate it), and to highlight their philanthropic work.

The resulting publication was the mag's best selling in 7 years.

Score!

Angelina, who was once known for making out with her brother, wearing blood around her neck, and confessing to pre-red carpet limo shenanigans, has now reigned in her image as a sparkling goddess of maternity and philanthropy, and it's all thanks to careful media manipulation.

The key to her image-shaping success is shifting focus during times of PR crisis, as when she became romantically involved with Jennifer Aniston's husband during production of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. In order to deflect casting as a homewrecker, Angelina flew out to Pakistan as the second coming of Jesus, bringing attention to the needs of people there, and making everyone go, "Awww!"

Her control has backfired a couple times though, as when the government of Namibia refused to grant visas to journalists without permission from Bragenlina while they were there for Shiloh's birth. That made them mad.

In another instance, journalists covering the premiere of A Mighty Heart had to sign an agreement that "the interview may only be used to promote the picture. In no event may interviewer or media outlet be enh1d to run all or any portion of the interview in connection with any other story" and "the interview will not be used in a manner that is disparaging, demeaning or derogatory to Ms. Jolie."

Angie later said her lawyer was trying to "protect her."

Regardless, everything else seems to be working, cause people like her more than ever these days, while Jenn cries into her Friends DVDs.

People denies everything, of course, and that's cause Angelina's holding one of Maddox's knives to their backs.

She paid us to say that, by the way.

Just kidding!

BRANGELINA!!!

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Thoughts????

When you're a stage actor, the last thing you want is to get sick!

Unfortunately for him, Josh Hartnett is dealing with this problem.

Currently starring in a play, Rain Man, in London, Hartnett has already missed four performances this week. Josh is said to be suffering from a reported case of food poisoning.

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A production rep confirmed that Hartnett is sick and was taken in for an checkup at University Hospital on November 18th.

Hartnett is expected back in the show on November 21st.

Luckily for his "fans", those that don't want to see his understudy perform have been offered the chance to exchange their tickets for a later date.

The show will continue to run until December 20th.

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